You say you want acceleration
Well you know
We all want to change the world
You tell me that it's a string revolution
Well you know
We all want dimensions curled
But when you talk about back reaction
Don't you know you can count me out
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
You say you got a natural solution
Well you know
We'd all love to see the plan
You ask Lambda for a contribution
Well you know
The vacuum's doing what it can
But when you want landscapes with value anthropic
All I can tell you is brother just drop it
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
You say you'll change T-mu-nu's constitution
Well you know
We all want a scalar field
You tell me it's GR modification
Well you know
We all want our brane revealed
But if you go coupling terms to R-mu-nu
The Equivalence Principle is gonna get you
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
You say you want holographic condition
Well you know
We all want decreased degrees
You tell me it's a phantom action
Well you know
You better remove ghosts please
But if you go carrying pictures of Calabi-Yau
You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
Don't you know it's gonna be alright
Alright Alright
...Feel free to invent more verses!