"The problem is all inside your action", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it dynamically
I'd like to help you in the puzzle of dark energy
There must be 50 ways to leave your Lambda.
She said it's really not my habitat the landscape
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be anthropical escape
So I'll repeat myself, while the potential you reshape
There must be 50 ways to leave your Lambda
Fifty ways to leave your Lambda
You just slip in DBI, Guy
Make p(rho), Jo
You don't need a VEV, Kev
Just get Lambda free
Hop up to f(R), Cesar
You don't need UV but IR
Just degravitate, Kate
And get Lambda free
She said it grieves me so to see such "why now" pain
I know there is something I can do to make w=-1 again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the 50 ways
You just slip in DBI, Guy
Make p(rho), Jo
You don't need a VEV, Kev
Just get Lambda free
Hop up to f(R), Cesar
You don't need UV but IR
Just degravitate, Kate
And get Lambda free
...Feel free to invent more ways!